Obi's Janmashtami prayer

God, dont just keep everyone like this. Make all the people stronger and stronger than big, blue whales.
God, let all bad people become good.
God, make all the drinking water clean. Dont let any 'poochis' be in the water.
God, dont let people be poor. They should get all the things we have in our houses.
God, please god bless us and make us alright from our sickness.
God, dont let the fans be dirty. Make all the fans clean.
God, dont let anyone become old and die.
God, just keep everything clean. Dont let anything become dirty.
God, make all the flowers not get any poochis in it. They need to be fresh.
God, dont let people fight with each other.
God, dont let us waste water.
God, dont let our TV get 'gandu'.
God, take out nice, beautiful colours like pink, orange, like all these colours.
God, dont let any animals eat us.
God, dont make anything rough, keep everything soft.
God, dont keep the pillows hard, keep it fluffy and soft.
God, keep everyone jhunglee. Not all the girls. They will just be people.
God, give everyone muscles and make it very big like this (arms stretched out wide).